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Alim Siemanym
20 February 2010 @ 11:37 pm
Title: Forgotten Witness
Author: Alim Siemanym
Rating: PG

Challenge: Describe, in about one typed page, a barn as seen by a man or woman whose child has just died. Don't mention the child, or his death, or even the incident. Don't even bring in the person doing the seeing. The result should be a powerful but disturbing series of images, a faithful description of some apparently real barn, but one from which the reader should get a sense of the parent's emotion.

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b>Title:</b> Truth, Lies, and Misdirection
Author: Alim Siemanym

Universe: CSI: Miami
Pairing: Horatio Caine/Rick Stetler
Rating: R
Genre: Drama, Slash

Summary: Twenty years before CSI: Miami, Horatio Caine went undercover in Miami, where he met a young beat cop named Rick Stetler.

Part: Chapter 1
Words: 3993

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Alim Siemanym
Title: Truth, Lies, and Misdirection
Author: Alim Siemanym

Universe: CSI: Miami
Pairing: Horatio Caine/Rick Stetler
Rating: R
Genre: Drama, Slash

Summary: Twenty years before CSI: Miami, Horatio Caine went undercover in Miami, where he met a young beat cop named Rick Stetler.

Part: Prologue
Words: 1118

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Title: Impundulu
Author: Alim Siemanym
Rating: R
Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Harry Potter, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger
Genre: Action/Adventure/Drama

Summary: The Golden Trio go back in time to save the world. Time travel, slash, vampires, werewolves, and basilisks, oh my. Not to mention Boers, Zulus, Nazis and all sorts of interesting stuff. All the clichés like you've never seen before. ADHP, RWHG.

Part: 0/?
Words: 1293
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12 January 2009 @ 10:18 pm
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or: Why Math & Computer Science Majors Should Not Go Near Computers After Spending Several Hours in a Hookah Bar

What follows is a statistical analysis of the number of reviews received by one-shots in the House M.D. category on FanFiction.Net. This was done by hand, using Firefox and Lotus 1-2-3. There will not be a repeat of this experiment. The results will be preserved here for posterity, and to serve as a warning about mixing hookah bars and math majors.
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Alim Siemanym
22 November 2008 @ 12:24 am


"The Better Man"

A House/Tritter Fanfic

01. Beginnings 02. Middles 03. Ends 04. First 05. Last
06. Patient 07. Hospital 08. Fear 09. Puzzle 10. Arrogance
11. Red 12. Grey 13. White 14. Black 15. Blue
16. Lies 17. Truth 18. Consequences 19. Denial 20. Acceptance
21. Friends 22. Enemies 23. Lovers 24. Colleagues 25. Strangers
26 Whiteboard 27. Cane 28. Piano 29. iPod 30. Coffee Mug
31. Sunrise 32. Sunset 33. Too Much 34. Not Enough 35. Time
36. Smell 37. Sound 38. Touch 39. Taste 40. Sight
41. Sweat 42. Tears 43. Blood 44. Surgery 45. Clinic
46. Life 47. Death 48. Writer‘s Choice:
Spring
49. Writer‘s Choice:
Summer
50. Writer‘s Choice

Prompts for housefic50.

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Dear God, I Don't Believe In You


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Author: Alim Siemanym
Rating: PG
Words: 753

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Alim Siemanym
01 November 2008 @ 02:25 pm
The ability to write a good summary is arguably the most important part of a fanfiction writer's repertoire. A story's summary is what will ultimately convince a visitor to read your story as opposed to the million or so alternatives. This article strives to outline the "do's" and "don't's" of summary writing to help both fledgling and established fanfiction writers to increase their readership.

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