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Alim Siemanym
20 February 2010 @ 11:37 pm
Title: Forgotten Witness
Author: Alim Siemanym
Rating: PG

Challenge: Describe, in about one typed page, a barn as seen by a man or woman whose child has just died. Don't mention the child, or his death, or even the incident. Don't even bring in the person doing the seeing. The result should be a powerful but disturbing series of images, a faithful description of some apparently real barn, but one from which the reader should get a sense of the parent's emotion.

Forgotten Witness )
 
 
Alim Siemanym
b>Title:</b> Truth, Lies, and Misdirection
Author: Alim Siemanym

Universe: CSI: Miami
Pairing: Horatio Caine/Rick Stetler
Rating: R
Genre: Drama, Slash

Summary: Twenty years before CSI: Miami, Horatio Caine went undercover in Miami, where he met a young beat cop named Rick Stetler.

Part: Chapter 1
Words: 3993

TRUTH, LIES, AND MISDIRECTION: CHAPTER 1 )
 
 
Alim Siemanym
Title: Truth, Lies, and Misdirection
Author: Alim Siemanym

Universe: CSI: Miami
Pairing: Horatio Caine/Rick Stetler
Rating: R
Genre: Drama, Slash

Summary: Twenty years before CSI: Miami, Horatio Caine went undercover in Miami, where he met a young beat cop named Rick Stetler.

Part: Prologue
Words: 1118

TRUTH, LIES, AND MISDIRECITON: PROLOGUE )
 
 
Alim Siemanym
23 June 2009 @ 10:12 pm
Well, things aren't going quite so well as I had hoped. They started out awesome -- I had (just about) finished my [info]csi_bigbang fic, I had a summer internship that not only was in my field of study but was also getting me college credit, I had found a decently-cheap place to live.

And then things got not-so-awesome very quickly.

I work for a software development company that has developed a piece of software that is, pretty much, an all-in-one asset management application for the mining and construction industry. Pretty cool stuff. I got a job with them doing half development, half support.

As a support person I was paired with two programmers who are the main support people for Tanzania. Cool biz. Then something big happened -- I can't go into details because of the non-disclosure agreement -- but the entire Tanzania support team had to fly out forthwith. (And by "the entire team" I mean the entire full-time team; that is, not me.)

Then the unthinkable happened: one of the guys got very sick and was hospitalized. And since big emergencies half the globe away don't really disappear on their own, I was pretty much called up in the middle of the night, asked if I had an up-to-date malaria vaccine, and told there was a plane ticket waiting for me the next day.

OK cool. Tanzania, exotic, right? Yeah, no internet. In my rush to leave I totally forgot to submit my [info]csi_bigbang fic, much to my chagrine. I didn't remember until we had left Johannesburg and civilization, and were on the chartered turboprop on our way to Dar es Salaam. Not, of course, that I could do anything about it: due to weight restrictions on the luggage, I had only brought my corporate laptop with me.

But I talked to the mods and that was OK, because I was going to get back to the US on Monday 15 June.

But this being me, and me being such good friends with Murphy, it didn't quite turn out that way. So we took the turboprop back to Johannesburg, and just as we're landing we get a frantic call from the mine foreman: they just had a catastrophic failure, and their entire server setup has just been completely wiped out.

So we get back on the stupid little plane that I'm really starting to hate at this point, go back to Tanzania, requisition new servers, rebuild the entire system from a week-old backup, and then spend the rest of the time fixing everything. And by everything I mean pretty much updating by hand every single aspect of this highly complex software.

Finally we board the turboprop for the last time and keep our fingers crossed all the way to Johannesburg. Then the interminable Johannesburg-Frankfurt-Denver flight -- and let me tell you, 28 hours across three continents sure as hell qualifies as "interminable" -- and I am finally home.

Just in time to find an email from the Big Bang mods: sorry, it's too late to accept a submission from you; maybe next year.

Great. I think I just want to lay down and sleep for a year.

The final versions of the CSI Big Bang fics are due in on June 28. I'll start posting my completed fic here, at FanFiction.Net, and at CSI-Forensics. (Not to mention a half-dozen different fanfiction communities here on LJ. Yay for ficspam.)

So yes, my most sincere apologies to [info]micki_malheur, my assigned beta.
 
 
Alim Siemanym
16 May 2009 @ 01:14 pm
I don't have a television, so I watch my tv online. That means that I usually end up seeing episodes a few days after the fact.

I just watched the season finale of CSI: NY.

And all I can say is:

Oh. My. God.

OK, so I saw Jess Angel's death coming from a mile away. When the episode summary said that one of the CSIs was going to die in the episode, I immediately drew the connection.

I never expected that final scene, with the car pulling up and shooting out the bar.

And dude, that ending was just cruel. A gunman opening fire on the group of main characters with an assault rifle is not a good place to finish the season.

Just... God.

Is it September yet?
 
 
Alim Siemanym
12 May 2009 @ 07:43 pm
Attendance requirements in college classes are the stupidest things ever invented.

Let's take my Algebraic Structures 358 class for example.

Algebraic structure is, in plain terms, formal logic. Now, when I was in the fourth grade, I went to summer school and took a course called "Reasoning, Logic, and Formal Proof." Algebraic Structures didn't cover anything new.

So I never bothered going to class. I got a 95% on the midterm, and a 100% on the final.

And an F in the class.

Who cares if I never showed up? I know the material. The saying goes, "everything I needed to know in life I learned in kindergarten," but in my case I learned it in 4th grade. Sheesh.
 
 
Alim Siemanym
07 May 2009 @ 12:08 am
.... aaaaaaand I failed Computer Organization and Assembly Language 341. Whatever. Not like I care, except I'll have to take it again. Maybe this time my teacher will actually speak English....
 
 
Alim Siemanym
06 May 2009 @ 02:58 am
So while I should have been teaching myself all the semester's material from Computer Organization and Assembly Language 341, I was watching CSI: Miami. It's all my roommate's fault. As an end-of-the-semester gift she gave me the Season 1 box set.

*sighs*

*wanders off to watch some more*

*after all, it's only 3 AM and the exam isn't for another 7 hours*

As a side note, has anyone else noticed that CSI: NY has suddenly found religion? Are they trying to cater to the conservative Christian, Republican audience now?
 
 
Alim Siemanym
05 May 2009 @ 09:25 am
Drinking beer after an exam is understandable. Drinking beer after an exam at 9:30 in the morning, not so much.